Halloween is a ways away but it’s never too early to start planning your costume. If you’re a parent, you may be thinking what cute, fun or scary costume your child might like to wear. Here’s a suggestion: a pimp! Let your kid get on the right track toward respecting women (and himself) with this crushed velvet ensemble. He’ll be the talk of the block as you reaffirm your role as a positive influence on the little guy’s life and relay the message that while pimping ain’t easy, it sure is fun. Under your parental guidance, he’ll be slapping hoes in no time and quoting choice lines from horrible, misogynistic rap songs. “Got to beat these hoes up,” “bitch better have my money,” “hoe I’m yo daddy respect the dog ass or get slapped,” etc.
Isn't it comforting to know that responsible parenting is alive and well in America?
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