you're too old to run away

I just read something about the Shaolin monks, the real dudes in Shaolandia or China or whatever, and they're demanding an apology from some random guy on the internet who claimed that a ninja could beat a Shaolin monk in a fight. So ninjas, I gather, are Japanese assassins and not too noble. The Shaolin monks, on the other hand, are committed to peace and nobility; they only resort to violence in defense of the weak. My suggestion? Settle it once and for all. Fight! Actually, violence is uncool. Maybe they oughta sit at a table with some hot soup and talk it out. Miso or eggflower. Either way, I bet the guy who originally made the claim was just some turd in a basement with orange cheeto residue on his fingers and cold, half-eaten hot pockets within reach. It all seems petty.

KEEP LISTENING TO THE BLACK LIPS