Nobody reads my blog, nobody comments, nobody thinks I have anything cool to say...blah blah go to hell....
Check this out though, it's a pillow for lonely ladies!
Now they can sleep soundly in the comfort of a man's armpit. Sure, the pillow man doesn't smell like Old Spice and it doesn't grope you while you try to rest, but it's always there and it never talks back or has bad breath. What the picture doesn't show is the pillow's head. When you purchase it, you can choose between Ryan Seacrest, Charles Barkley or the Bounty Paper Towel guy. The latter comes complete with lifelike facial hair.
Now they can sleep soundly in the comfort of a man's armpit. Sure, the pillow man doesn't smell like Old Spice and it doesn't grope you while you try to rest, but it's always there and it never talks back or has bad breath. What the picture doesn't show is the pillow's head. When you purchase it, you can choose between Ryan Seacrest, Charles Barkley or the Bounty Paper Towel guy. The latter comes complete with lifelike facial hair. Do you think women will actually buy this thing? Maybe gay guys who long for the touch of a strong man might be a better target market. Some dudes might want to get one for their clingy gal even though I think jealousy might end up getting the best of them, "DAMN YOU, PILLOW MAN!"
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Whatever buddy! I read your blog. You better watch it or I'll replace you with a pillow!
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