Leaving in Reverse

So I just read about how this dude in Canby won a contest. He beat out 5,400 other contestants from across the country to win his very own...ACE HARDWARE STORE! These contestants all went through a rigorous interview process; they had to give presentations. And the guy from Canby won a $1 million franchise in...some town in Texas. This dude now has to pick up everything and move it to Texas. The dude's roots are in Oregon, he's got family and friends, and he's peacing them all out to run a hardware store. Best of luck, hope you don't get...screwed.

The Hives had a song called 'pun intended.' LISTEN TO IT.