…I was in this band.
We called ourselves The Dregs.
I’ll spare you the semi-long story of how the group formed, mutated and
evolved into
this.
But yeah,
man -- it was cool.
For the most part,
we rocked.
We rolled some.
And for the other part, we partied.
I have a lot of fond
memories of
those times, some fuzzier than others: damaging our ears, disputing
noise-levels with neighbors, sweating, shouting, crushing cans, lugging gear,
breaking then repairing gear and, best of all, locking into a groove.
I remember once playing at a bar here in
Portland, on Alberta.
I don’t think we
were invited back.
But as I recall, it
was one of our finer shows.
At the time, we were practicing and playing out pretty
regularly.
We had worked out what I
thought was a pretty solid set: several originals and a couple covers,
sequenced in what I considered a pretty compelling order.
We were lean, mean, and keen to cause
scenes.
We were also wildly
inconsistent; some shows were train wrecks while others were mere fender
benders.
Rare was the show where
everything went right, where nobody broke a string, where everybody hit their
cues, where the vocals were clear and the breakdown on “In The Winter” came
together.
Though perfection was never
the goal, we nonetheless wanted to incite and inspire audiences while getting
our own
ya-yas out.
It was
with this attitude that we set up a show with my girlfriend’s coworker’s
boyfriend’s band.*
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The Stones get theirs out in 1969. |
I can’t remember the name of the band but, I remember the
night of the show. It was a Friday, and
the venue was packed. In addition to the
bar’s regulars, there were also a lot of people who came out to see the show,
specifically the boyfriend’s band. Not
only that, the firm where my girlfriend (and her coworker) worked had flown out
its delegation from Washington, D.C. for a conference, so there was a handful
of corporate-type-dudes in attendance as well, one of whom was well known for
impassioned karaoke performances of Creed’s “With Arms Wide Open” (more on him
later).
Though we arrived early to load in our gear, I don’t
remember meeting or seeing the other band before the show. Still, we must have met them because it was
somehow decided that they’d go on first and we’d go on last. In those days, we often angled to go on last
because it gave us more time to ‘loosen up’ at the bar and get a sense of what
we were up against. While it’s true that
the local music-scene was generally friendly,** it also generated some friendly
competition, battle-of-the-bands-style.
We (or at least I) wanted to win, as it were, by rocking harder, playing
cooler songs, and turning in better performances. And what we saw and heard before we went on
that night made me (and probably us) want to go ape and kick some serious
rock-and-roll ass.
The other band (whose name still escapes me (you can bet it
was something corny)) played a set heavy on covers from the nineties, a decade
that produced arguably the worst music ever.
Keep in mind that this was like 2007.
Or maybe 2008.
Point is, we were
far enough removed from the nineties to have basically forgotten its crappy
music and moved on, but close enough to still have fresh-ish wounds that made
us wince when reminded.
I remember
listening from the bar, exchanging confounded (but amused) looks with my
bandmates as Vertical Horizon’s
“Everything You Want” was
performed in all seriousness, with genuine purpose and dedication.
We were taken aback, at once shocked and
resigned, chuckling and shaking our heads as the band wholeheartedly tore
through a set of what we regarded as decidedly uncool tunes.
Without a trace of irony and with nary a
misstep, these guys churned out hits from the likes of Eve 6, Barenaked Ladies,
Sublime and, if memory serves me right, Alice in Chains and Bush.***
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Vertical Horizon |
A couple things: I should note that these guys played well,
with skill, and that I just happen to have a distaste for the musical stylings of
what I call frat-rock.**** So to be
fair, the band sounded good despite their sucky music. And to give credit where credit is due, the
singer, in his tight tee, neatly distressed boot-cut jeans and pointy shoes,
handled rapping- as well as singing-duties with no apparent
self-consciousness. Another thing: the
sizable crowd that came to see them (not us) play was disproportionately made
up of pretty girls. So they had that
going for them too. Still, they brought
out the pompous prick in me. Maybe I was
jealous. I’m not proud of it now, and I
don’t think I was overt about it then, but I (and we, probably) judged them
pretty harshly.
Either way, their lame set list motivated us.
With each consecutive song, we got more
antsy.
We were getting itchy and excited
and anxious.
The crowd’s fervent
response to them during and after their set only intensified the feeling.
We had the
fever!
And the only prescription was pure,
unadulterated rock and roll!
And so it was. With a
bellyful of beer and a hearty desire to outdo and outcool the other band, in a
room full of people who were not interested in hearing us play, we prepared to
take the stage. It was me on drums, Tom
on one guitar, Dick on vocals and another guitar, and Harry on bass. As the other band broke down its gear,
respectfully making way for us, we politely commended them on a good show. They seemed gracious. While Tom monkeyed with the input on his amp
and Dick extended the mic-stand (Dick’s a tall dude), I busied myself with my
drum set.
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The Dregs: Tom, Dick, me and Harry. |
Let me tell you a bit about my drum set. When we hatched the idea to start a band, I
didn’t own a drum set. I had never had
one, let alone played one with any degree of regularity. Nevertheless, I fancied myself a
drummer. So when the band took form,
everyone agreed to pitch in and help buy some drums. After a bit of searching on Craigslist, I
settled on a generic five-piece. It was
black, in good shape and, to a novice like me, pretty sweet. But over time, the drum set got its fair
share of abuse. Marathon practice
sessions fueled by Red Bull and vodka along with less than delicate handling to
and from shows left it the worse for wear.†
It was misshapen, unbalanced and sticky, with unreliable jury-rigged
hardware and a host of quirks. The
cracked cymbals barely held their shape, the floor tom teetered sadly, and the
taut pockmarked skin of the snare was beaten so thin that it was one good
strike away from busting. It wasn’t the
prettiest drum set, and it didn’t sound the best, but it was ours. And as I got ready to piece it together on
stage that night, the other band’s drummer looked on with a mix of pity and
confusion.
He was toweling off, eyeing me and my set, and taking stock
of the custom travel cases for his own drums.
His kit was cute. It was small
and sparkly, the kind a gentle, soft-touching jazzman might do some
tippy-tapping on; it had sounded clean and solid, however wussy and weak, accented
by a series of shiny little cymbals that splish-splashed sweetly. He had played it tenderly and, before he
started dismantling it, amid the hustle and bustle of trading places with our
band, he turned to address me.
“You wanna borrow my kit?” he asked, looking down his
nose.
“Yours is kinda sad.
It looks trashed.”
I frowned at the affront.
He raised his eyebrows, expecting an answer,
his crispy spiked hair glistening under the stage lights.
I think I furrowed my brow some, not doing a
great job of masking my annoyance, before curtly replying, “nah -- no thanks,
man.”
He shrugged and got back to
gathering his stuff.
I don’t know if he
was really being elitist; maybe he was being helpful, or just trying to avoid
packing up his gear, but I was definitely insulted.
Here was a guy who just finished a set of
dopey songs on a sissy little kit that he played with no shortage of arena-rock
theatrics, who took one look at me and my drums and (maybe) went ‘pssh,’ who
(maybe) thought he was above me before even hearing me play.
Regardless of his intent, I felt a fire
growing inside me as I assembled my piecemeal kit.
‘Screw you and your tiny toy drum set,’ I
thought.
‘Whaddya think you’re better
than me or something?
You jerk!
I’ll show you what for,’ I
fumed.
At that moment, strengthened by anger, I felt confident, powerful
and eager. I was ready to rock. I nodded to my bandmates. “C’mon, dudes,” I said, “let’s blast these
dorks.” We plugged in, turned on and
turned up as Dick announced to the room, “thanks for coming out tonight --
we’re the Dregs.” It was on.
We jumped out of the gate with volume, vigor and pent-up
energy.
Our opening number was a bit of
a
New-York-Dolls rip-off; Tom channeled his inner Johnny Thunders
as Dick stepped back from the mic to riff mightily.
Harry and I latched onto the groove.
We rocked as if our lives depended on it,
though all we had to play for was pride.
With eyes closed and heads down, we plowed through another couple songs,
only breaking for breathers long enough to utter a quick but sincere
‘thank-you.’
As our set progressed, we
all hit our stride.
Dick barked lyrics
and soloed madly while Tom held down the rhythm and banged his head.
I can’t speak for my bandmates but I was
entering another dimension.
The spirit
of Keith Moon possessed me.
I began
chewing on the neck of my T-shirt, like a wild stallion chomping at the bit.
I flailed manically, flogging my
beat-up drums for all they were worth.
Song after song, we were in the zone.
There’s something mysterious and magical about
being on the same page as your fellow rock-and-roll soldiers, marching forward
to the beat of your own drum, united in purpose, bound by rhythm and
noise.
That night, nothing else
mattered.
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Tom, me, Dick with John Thunders and Keith Moon (above, left and right). |
Every so often, I glanced up and out into the crowd.
To be sure, we garnered some awestruck stares
along with some eye-rolls.
A few folks
were shaking, shouting and shimmying. I remember seeing one of the guys from
D.C., the one who liked singing Creed songs.
His ironed shirt was tucked into pleated pants, his hair was gelled and
his face was shaved.
Appearance and his
affinity for Creed aside, he wasn’t that uptight (I’d gotten to know him on
other occasions).
Anyway, he was
probably on his fourth or fifth Bud Light and he was really rocking (he’d later
congratulate us on a ‘job well done,’ give us all firm handshakes and frank
backslaps, and in the future ask me enthusiastically ‘how’s the band,
man?’).
He was into it.
And that made me happy.
Still, many of the aforementioned pretty
girls, along with most of the other band’s fans, had trickled out.
The few that remained watched with either
dazed curiosity or abject horror -- it was hard to tell.
Though a few strangers left their posts at
the bar to come in and see us, the other band (including the drummer) was
nowhere in sight.
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The Dregs, minus Harry, at their very first gig, long ago. |
When we finished, sweaty and spent with amps buzzing, we
regained our composure. Snapping out of
the spell of rock and roll was always a strange feeling. For me, it was like coming back to the
surface after extended deep-sea diving, or what I imagine it’s like to step
foot back on earth after space travel.‡
Either way, it was a kind of comedown, a feeling I think we all felt
that night, grinning and basically returning to reality. Blinking, we looked at each other and
silently acknowledged that what had just transpired was special, though I don’t remember hearing anyone
clapping. Tom, Dick and Harry put down
their instruments, I got out from behind the drums. Then we just did what we usually did: grabbed
some cold beers and did some high-fiving, going over the highlights of our
set.
That night, despite our track record of so-so shows, an
unreceptive audience, and a junky drum set, the Dregs killed it. Yes, the other band played well and the crowd
ate it up, but I still felt triumphant.
We rocked harder, played cooler songs, and put on a fine show. We won.
What’s more, with the dirt of industrious, passionate music-dudes under
our fingernails, we were authentic. And
to me (and us, I’m sure), that was always more important than winning.
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* My girlfriend at the time (wife now) was working at a
communications firm. Her coworker
happened to be a college-acquaintance of mine.
She approached me, explaining that her guy was in a band still slumming
around the college-town, and that he was interested in getting something booked
in the big city. She told me they played
‘rock-y’ music and had a decent following (which, admittedly, was more than we
could say). Seeing as how we’d play
anywhere, anytime, with anybody, it seemed only logical to share a bill with a
band we didn’t know and hadn’t heard.
** Bands are interested in supporting other bands because it
builds and strengthens the scene; when one band succeeds, other bands benefit.
*** For those that might be questioning my memory, know this:
I don’t remember names or places or circumstances or events so much as I
remember sights and sounds and even smells.
I have an easier time recalling things that appealed to my senses, like
bands and songs and appearances.
**** Frat-rock (see also nu metal) is unremarkable. It’s artless music for philistines. Though it’s characterized by unambiguous
chauvinism, forced aggression, and lowbrow tone and content, it also features
tremendously cheesy moments of emotional sensitivity.
† The kick drum was squished, as if someone sat on it. It was more oval than circle, so the head and
hoops didn’t fit quite right. And, on a
few occasions, the kick pedal fell apart mid-song; the beater came off the
shaft and the shaft punctured the drumhead.
Each time it happened, I accessed a fresh patch of skin by simply
rotating the head, leaving a series of holes around its perimeter. We tried to give the snare similar treatment
after sticks, broken in the heat of a jam, split the skin. But, even with duct tape, that never worked out. The cymbals, I think, were the worst. They were already kind of chintzy, and I just
beat ‘em up. They cracked, totally
affecting the sound, and since I was too cheap/poor to replace them, they ended
up breaking into pieces. I think we
pronounced the set officially dead when the last of the cymbals was done for.
‡ Or, better yet, touching terra firma after bouncing on a
trampoline for a while.